FAT? TUESDAY?

HAPPY SHROVETIDE!

DID YOU KNOW??? The word 'shrove' is the past tense of the English verb shrive. 

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT??? 

It means "to obtain absolution for one's sins by way of Confession and doing penance..." (AKA, "REPENT, YOU SINNER!") 

"Shrove Tuesday" is the last day of "shrovetide". (Remember that word...) 

The term "Shrove Tuesday" is lame and is no longer used in the United States outside of the Roman Catholic Church. 

(cool people just call it "Mardi Gras") werd.

BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THIS EITHER! Mardi Gras (or Shrove Tuesday, if you're lame) is widely associated with the eating of fattening foods like pancakes. People who are "down" sometimes refer to it as Pancake Day. (not kidding) 

WERD OF THE DAY IS

NOT MARDI GRAS, OR SHROVETIDE... it is:

PANCAKE

(USE IT! and don't talk with your mouth full)

YEAH RIGHTS?

YOU GOTTA FIGHT

(FOR YOUR CIVIL RIGHT)

TO PARTY

hip. white. male. (and did i mention...funky?) yes. that is exactly what i'm talking about. 

 

These are my boyz. (they're smart dudes.) and if you're smart you'll listen to what they have to say. Cuz they're like the 3 wise men, only they didn't visit baby jesus when he made his debut on the scene (cuz they were from a future episode when things actually got cool) 

and their posse's on broadway, if you know what i'm talking about?

let me shoot straight with you for 1:2nd (aka one second): If money is the root of all evil, then these dudes are what you might call the miracle grow, of the root of the plant of all evil? They are bad dudes, in the raddest sense of the WERD...

the WERD of the DAY is:       

"kick it" 

(.i know it's two words. i'm making up for yesterday when there was no werd of the day)

now go use it somewhere up inside your larynx (aka vocabularynx, aka vocabulary) today

(and that's the werd.)